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7 years ago-Other-Children-Post Rating : -1

A pregnant woman was shot three times in the stomach. She was pregnant with triplets, two girls and a boy, and each one was hit with a different bullet. Sadly, the mother died and the burden of parenthood was left to the father, all alone. About ten years later one of the girls came up to their father and said "Daddy, I was weeing and a bullet came out!". So the dad sat down and told her the story. The next week, the second daughter came up to her father... "Daddy, guess what! I was just peeing and a bullet came out!" So again, the father sat her down and told her the story. A few weeks later, the son rushed down the stairs. Before he could say a word, the father said "Let me guess; you were peeing and a bullet came out." The son said "No, I was wanking and I shot the dog!"

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