Gladstone, the Treasury Cat has gone awol. A Government spokesman said that the cat had been very quiet recently whilst considering it’s options. After checking it’s remaining number lives and contemplating the various challenges posed by the rapidly unravelling Brexit farce it had decided to vote with it’s feet. It’s current whereabouts is unknown but border security has been told to keep an eye open for a black cat, believed to be carrying stolen treasury bonds, at all ports of exit from the UK. Under no circumstances should the cat be approached by any member of the public as it has a history of fighting, spitting, scratching and biting.
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