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An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman are walking through the desert. It’s hot and dry as you might expect. They come across a Genie in a bottle. “You all can have one wish each”. Grants the Genie. “Could I have enough water to get me across this desert”? Asks the Englishman. The Genie grants his wish with a never ending supply of water in his canteen. “Could I have enough food to last me through this desert”? Asked the Scotsman. Again the Genie grants his wish with a never ending supply of food in his bag. “I’ll have a car door”. Announced the Irishman. The other two men astonished ask “Why would you choose something like a car door in the desert?” “Well when it gets too hot I’ll roll down the window”. Replied the Irishman.
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