A cop caught me in the toilets with a bag of drugs. “It’s not my fault,” I said, “Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again.” “Do you really expect me to believe that?” he laughed. I said, “I’ll prove it to you if you want me to!” “Go on then.” he smiled, handing me the bag. After flushing them, he looked at me and said, “Well, show me your pocket then.” “What for?” I asked . He said, “The drugs.” I said, “What drugs
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nausicaa …aye, & the small team of four core staff they mention who are behind the various alts, (we all know who) fkn hate us & some.
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nausicaa If true it means there will be fewer duplicates, and the Basil Brush famclub will rule unencumbered.
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