At a stag do in a foreign clime the Stag's mates tell him they have organised for the finest escort in the country to take her from behind. As she has now become a media star she now only worked occasionally and had certain rules. The stag was told he must not talk to her and cant touch her, except for his dick, obviously. She is also quite kinky as she will only take it when the man in kneeling down behind her, wears a blindfold and the whole act takes place in a public car park. The Stag agrees to all these odd requests as he knows he is in for the fuck of his life. During the fuck in the car park as his mates stood around jeering, the stag did get to wondering quite why it seemed such a hot and steamy experience. She wasn't exactly the tightest either, but he reckoned she must have been getting on a bit.Still it was a great fuck, the old model seemed to roar and do amzing things with her constanly vibrating fan. Several week later the best man handed the stag a bill from for "Extra cleaning services". "What's that about ?" the Stag "Well" replied the best man "The owner of the classic car rental agency said that his Mark III escort came back in a disgusting state, some nutter had fucked the exhaust"
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