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sickiwi

7 years ago-Other-Women

A young fella pops in to the chemist and asks him for a supply of extra-strong Viagra. Says he's got three luscious girls coming around for the weekend - and knows he'll need to be prepared with significant 'medicinal support'. He reappears on Monday morning and shows the chemist a very battered, raw, blistered penis. "Can I have a large tube of Deep Heat please" he pleads. "Holy Smoke" says the chemist, "you can't put Deep Heat on that!" "It's not for my penis," says the lad, "It's for my wrist!. The girls didn't turn up!"

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lennyscrevasse Jackbumtits just leave it son, you're about as funny as crabs on your mum

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