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joeydeaconsbastard

7 years ago-Other-Apple-Post Rating : 2

Hi Markrees BFF. Oh Markrees, I'm having it bad at the moment. My new medication as turned me into a drooling veg and now have to wear these stupid little plasters on my neck to stop me slobbering all over my pillow when i'm in sleeps. Ruth Langsford came over last night and gave a few titwanks but then she insisted that i should let her do a shit on my chest. She could not at first because she was constipated, so i poked around up her arse with my fingers until it just all came out all over me in one big go.Then she rubbed it all into me using her bum cheeks. I have not had a shower or bath yet because it friday i will have to wait until sunday night. Hope you and the other Sickipedians have a nice weekend. But not GhenghislV...I've said sorry to him and tried to be nice but he is still a cunt You know the saying A Cunt never changes its spots Fuck him Bye.

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