Get an ant farm, train them to farm corn. Once your business becomes locally known, expand. Buy more ants, and more farms. Experiment with crop rotation. Eventually after a few months your ant farm will be the most successful in the country. Then, you are ready for step two. Introduce bullet ants into the colony. They are the more dominant species, so naturally will enslave the more common ants that you have been breeding for the past few months. Production will rise yet again, and under the strict rule of your bullet ants the production of ant-cotton will become your staple crop. Eventually, however, some will come to realise just how badly the bullet ants are treating the common ones. They will call for the abolition of ant slavery, and in a period of weeks, ant civil war will break out within the confines of your now expansive ant farms. Many will die, brothers will fight brothers, but eventually, the anti-slave ants will be victorious. Then you can pour water on them and watch them drown lol
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