The wife’s pregnant at the minute and keeps getting pissed off I sneak out to the pub after work , she just rung me up puffing and panting like she’s been out looking for me again . “Where are you , you prick” I said “I’m in the pub “ She said “our daughter is on her way “ , I said “nice try , but she’s underage they won’t let her in”
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jackbuntis >lennywankstain: ……speak for yasel, ya imbecilic, cretinous, micro button cock loser. Blue clad boys could do with giving your devices the once over; bet they’d find all kinds of sub human filth ya fkn gaping arse, face dribblin’ demented spastic.
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lennyscrevasse Jackbumtits is a sad lonely little incel and this place is all he's got. Same with the dog rapist
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jackbuntis >cliffrichard: …alright luv, calm down, no need for personal rancour & language of a fish wife, is there? Just remember to act ya age & not ya clit size eh…. ….& oh, nearly forgot, go fuck yourself, you odious piece of rancid shit. Hopefully you’ll vomit & kif it during the night after choking on your own embittered bile, thus sparing us the god awful dire chore of ever again having to read your angry little man syndrome bollocks & bullshit… …bet ya a fkn slap ‘ed too eh? Fkn sound like one, ya tragic foul mouthed sad little weirdo loser.
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