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Somewhere far, far away, in a meeting room near Gateshead...…….. Dec: "Ant man. Are ya shewer ya want ta come t'tha jungle this yeehar man?" Ant: "Whyaye man Dec man woman man. It's canny doon there man. Whyaye are ya askin like man?" Dec; "It's just like man since ya quit the booze man yarr've gone all annoyin and borin an smug like man an yer know fer tha last 30 yairs that's bin ma fookin job man." An argument then breaks out but no one can understand a single word of it. Producer to casting manager: "FFS. Ring Gazza and Jimmy Nail and see if they're available."
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