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A lizard was walking through the jungle looking for a drink. He saw a monkey in a tree, who was stoned like hell, and said to him, "Mate, do you know where the nearest river is? I'm thirsty as fuck right now." The monkey responded, and pointed as he said, "Go in that direction. It's about 200 metres from here." The lizard thanked him and went that way, and soon enough he did indeed arrive at a river and began drinking plentifully. Moments later a crocodile emerged from the river and, ignoring the lizard, walked into the jungle in the direction of the monkey. And he walked past the monkey. And the monkey said, "Fuck me, mate, how much did you drink?"
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