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What have Katie Price and Manchester City got in common? They both have easy draws

Katie Price is trialling her own branded perfume and it is expected to hit Boots' stores on Monday "Being Wanked Off By Andrew Marr's Left Hand" should beat her Jeremy Beadle range from last Christmas

I'm not saying Katie Price was a slapper but why did she have "customers only" tattooed above her arse?

Have you seen the warning on the Katie Price-themed birthday cake? *Contains nuts*

I was browsing through the Foreign Office website and came across a page listing the entry requirements for Jordan It did say you'd need a valid passport & a visa, but nowhere did it mention you'll also require a cock the size of a railway sleeper

Katie Price wins the lottery and tells everyone she's gonna put a tick on her maximum publicity box "Fuck that I might catch a dose", says the tick

Southampton FC have sacked their manager, Ivan Juric, after being relegated from the Premier League. They should bring in Dane Bowers. He's used to going down with a lost cause on the south coast.

Looking at Katie price these days..she looks like she just got up out of her coffin for a piss

Katie Price was telling me about this bloke she met on holiday in the French Riviera. I can't remember the city, but she said he had a 16 inch cock Was it Toulon? No. Apparently it barely even touched the sides

What's the difference between Katie Price & Manchester United's new stadium? You'll only be able to get 100,000 pricks in the stadium