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36 years on from hillsborough, and those scouse cunts still love a game of squash

I wonder if Mrs Jota has phoned we buy any car. com. Yet..?

I'm hearing a lot about people throwing dildos on WNBA courts recently. I don't know what they're complaining about. LeBron has been throwing himself onto the court for years and the fans love him!

I was in awe of the drummer from Def Leppard yesterday I had no idea he bats for England

The UK honours list has now been adapted to a sliding scale. After this week’s news that the Lesbianesses are being thrown more gongs, Joe Root has been knighted, awarded a George Cross & given the keys to release Lucy Connolly.

At 7 P.M ITV stated that 32,000 plus people were reported attending the Lioness's England team triumph in the woman's European Cup final. The figure was double that at 6 P.M. but they had to leave early to make their husbands their dinner and pack lunch for work tomorrow.

The Woman's Euro 2025 cup final is on 27th July and I'm sure everyone is asking the same question. Who fucking cares?

Novak Jokevich. As John Mcenroe keeps saying.

Christian Horner: From P1 to P45

"I took my date to Wimbledon to watch the British number 1 last week." "Draper?" "No, she was far too ugly."