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Went to the Innuendo Appreciation Society's annual dinner last night. After some Pulled Pork and Jerk Sauce we had some nice Juicy Melons.

Great British Bake Off final tonight on C4 and it is Cannibal Night so look out for; tart’s tongues in aspic, Glasgow prairie oysters, griddled kidneys...the scouse version, the obligatory finger buffet and as a grand final Sandi Toksvig will be having a first ever meat and two veg courtesy of Paul Hollywood.

I'm sure we have all had doubt's that Greta Thunberg is 16....she is tiny and very svelte with no boobs....did I hear Gary Glitter salivating?!?!?

Make up sex is the best sex you could ever have and I love it... Until I have to clean the foundation from under my foreskin.

A boy walks into a shop and asks for 20 Rising Sun cigarettes. The young female shop assistant has to climb a ladder to get them off the top shelf so obviously he helps himself to a good look up her skirt. He goes outside and tells his mate who repeats the whole process. When the third boy goes in, she says “ Is yours Rising Sun?” “ No” he says “but it will be when you go up the ladder” Circa 1950 but still makes me chuckle.

I hope there are Scottish folk here that will understand the slang... Did you hear about the guy who got a sex change mid-air? He came down with a fud.

It's the annual Cliff, Sniff and Whiff Get your farts ready lads - it's gonna be a good one.

Ducky Dennis has taking up fishing. He does have a box that holds very impressive tackle. Ooooooooooh.

My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot

A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded baby skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?" Her husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm." She asks, "What about the smell?" He says, "Hold its nose."