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36 years on from hillsborough, and those scouse cunts still love a game of squash

So proud to see that young man doing so well in the darts. But a bit puzzled when I heard some members of the the crowd chanting “There’s only one Luke Littler!” as I know several people called Luke who are way smaller than he is.

My mate said he wanted to go on safari in Africa to see some lions and cheetahs. I told him to save his time and money by going to the third test at Headingley on Thursday.

The Thames is so filthy this year, the boat race crews aren't even going to try. They'll just be going through the motions.

Luke Littler: The only time we get a story in the news about a 16 year old, that hasn't been murdered

Odds on new Match of The Day host Black 10/1 A woman 8/1 Vegan 5/2 Gay 3/1 Pakie 250/1 a LGBT, B&Q, ICI, LG, MI5, black, gay women, with a cock and eating a carrot favourite 1/1

Qatar are the worst hosts since Fred and Rose west.

I wonder if Mrs Jota has phoned we buy any car. com. Yet..?

‘A spectator was killed after he was accidentally struck by a hammer thrown by an athlete at a high school indoor athletics event’. Jesus, that’s a massive hammer blow for his family.

I'll bet Luke Littler's family were all happy that he won the Darts World Championship, it's just that his dad needs to tell his face that.