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Fitness watches are just expensive tamagotchis. Except the stupid animal you're trying to keep alive is yourself.
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Clever of Sickipedia to save money on the new format. They got a brilliant deal from Fujitsu who designed it by reusing it's old Post Office Horizon software.
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Dinosaurs never existed, it's a hoax. I've watched all the documentaries and they're blatantly all just CGI.
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Fuck me, at this rate Tom Cruise will come out before Grand Theft Auto VI.
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Statistically, everyone on earth has one testicle.
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If Married With Children was made using today's technology, the lead character would be AI Bundy.
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Donald Trump receives 400 million dollar plane as a 'gift' from Qatar royal family. Bet that thing's got more bugs than Freddie Mercury's wank sock.
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The Large Hadron Collider didn't find the 'god particle' using its 9,600 superconducting magnets, but it did prove one thing. Magnets don't attract pussy.
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It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away but l lose my WiFi signal in my kitchen.
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'Comments are disabled on this post '. You're not kidding...
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