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With Taylor Hawkins dying Dave Grohl has re-written some song lyrics. It’s times like these you learn to take drugs again..

A man walked up to me in the park. "Have you seen my wife's dog?" he asked. "Please tell me you've seen him." I said, "No, sorry." He said, "Shit, she's going to kill me." I said, "Oh, I remember now. Yes, I have seen your dog." "Brilliant, brilliant! But where?" "I haven't actually seen it, you idiot. I just don't want you to die."

I find it really embarrassing when we have visitors to our house , our dog loves to sniff their crotches ,thats not the half of it though, he’s a chihuahua and I have to lift him up...

The Duke of Edinburgh has finally died. No royal has ever reached 100 without getting killed

The only thing that can stop Covid is the farts from ny arse. So get down and suck the whiffers into your lungs.

Trump will be lighting Melania's fanny farts later

REST IN FARTS

Stick on Cliff lads, I'm going to light a motherfucker

It's an addiction, mate. I have it as well. Farts are just so fucking good.

Former IRA commander and enigmatic frontman BONO is allegedly the man behind a recently highly publicised, controversial and anonymous twitter account.. ..where the tweets have no name.