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Starmer; Unless you have the Britcard, you won't be allowed to work in the UK. He doesn't get irony, does he?.

News: Ring doorbell captures horrifying moment a Somali refugee follows a schoolgirl to her front door and enters. Good thing there’s a video; now the police can arrest that girl and reward that migrant.

What's brown and sticky? A tarred and feathered Muslim.....

I applied for a job cleaning toilets but they said I didn't have enough experience. So I had to go back to processing asylum claims.

Police have hit out over social media speculation, after a woman was gang raped in a churchyard. A spokesman said, 'We are aware of speculation circulating regarding the possible ethnic background or origin of the individuals connected to this incident. At this stage we have no further verified description of those involved, and any assumptions being made are unfounded and unhelpful to the investigation.' Quite right that people don't make assumptions at this point. It could've been Pakis OR niggers.

A 7 year old girl has died after a tree fell in a park in Essex. What type of tree? I'll bet it was a non-native species.

The Met Office has issued a Yellow warning of thunderstorms covering the South Coast for Saturday. Which is bittersweet for any Reform voters who were planning a barbecue.

Keir Starmer has announced a new bill that would require immigrants to learn English to become citizens. Many Brits already say it’s the goodest news they has heard all year...

Immigrants coming from the French Border are memorising phrases that will increase their odds of being let into the country. Apparently the most commonly used phrases are," Newcastle Brown Ale",“Why aye, man!” & "Newcastle For The Cup..."

Labour have announced they're going to crackdown on people who help illegal immigrants! Why don't they start with Kier Starmer & Emmanuel Macron!