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Shamima Begum's son has died in ISIS refugee camp, her lawyer claims....excellent, one down another one to go👍

Kate Middleton admits 'I'm broody' at Ballymena visit - but William is less keen as Harry currently unavailable to give her one!

Poor Rylan Clarke Neal . Apparently his husband didn't want kids and faked a miscarriage. Rylan found the suppositories in his handbag.

Demi Lovato has declared herself non-binary as not male nor female nor LGBTQIAPK. Not so much non-binary as non-decimal.

Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is self isolating....”yes, there is a god Cynthia!”

If I had a pound for every time Sam Smith went on about pronouns I'd have enough money to buy a toilet roll in my local shop.

Everytime the I'm a celeb contestants shouted "Go Nads" during the trial, Caitlyn Jenner checked they weren't hanging out if her shorts

The Queen photographed with a 'bruised' hand.......Phil the Greek delighted with the quality hand relief he received.

Everyone is going on about how well Kylie Jenner did to hide her child for that long. I think Gerry and Kate McCann won that one.

Rishi Sunak has nicknamed the big black hole in the public finances the 'Cardi-B issue'.