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Dear right wing protesters, may I suggest you stick solely to the cross of St George not the union Jack, as nobody notices when you've got it upside down.

Unlucky Brits are being struck down by 'forever flus' that last as long as six weeks, a top boffin has warned. Six weeks? Fuck me, that's almost long enough to get a doctor's appointment.

I confronted an American bloke who'd been sleeping with my wife. He knocked the shit out of me, humiliated me and walked away laughing. He doesn't know what us Brits are capable of. I'm going to send him a strongly worded letter.

I've been waiting for months for our skint council to repaint my home. I painted a huge St. George's Cross on both the front and back of the house. The council have just finished repainting my home.

Starmer is considering putting Ant & Dec in charge of the prisons & filming “I’m an illegal immigrant sex offender, get me out of here!”

Manchester Pride goes bust with thousands owed in unpaid fees Poof and it was gone

While walking in the Wembley area of London, my mood dropped somewhat when I saw a St. George's Cross flag flying at half-lamppost. Has somebody of great standing in this country died?

Following this year's Budget, I am now officially leaving the country. Good luck, everyone. Yours, Sgt Pete Kerr, The Royal Yorkshire Regiment