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RIP former President Gerald Ford

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Asked my girlfriend if I could photograph her in the nude. No! She said. So I asked her what if I wore socks? She's still not talking to me.

Ambulance worker (66) who died when ‘object’ smashed windscreen on 999 callout ‘was respected mentor who had retired’ Jeremy Daw, AKA Balldeepinkate..........

Our neighbour with the big tits has been walking up and down the garden today. Just hope his missus is out later.

The Germans have started to put their towels on hospital beds.

OK. The cunt's got me. I spend fucking ages trying to come up with jokes to amuse people. The first decent jokes I've come up with in days and cunting upvoter is here. Vapeman and the rest can't seem to get control, so fuck it.

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Went to a seance last night and contacted my dead window cleaner. I used a squeegee board.

Hi Markrees my bestest friend Hope you are well my old china Happy Halloween and all the best for the new year...As for me ..Im not happy.. get on to this...Front page of the Daily Exspess...TV HISTORIAN.. FORCED BY SECURITY AIRPORT STAFF TO STRIP.. Fucking straight away..i paid 65 p..whizzed home..my little soider out ready to see pictures of my Lovely Lucy Worsley..without her skimpy cheerleaders skirt....But was it fuck....it was Mary Beard ..You now her..She is the one who looks like a half decent of Wasps wife..No disrespect Wasp my old china..but id sooner have a Wedensday wank about your transgender gay son... Anyway ...Fuck off...bye