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I was massively pissed off when yesterday this bloke called me a "Motherfucker." I wasn't upset a couple minutes later though when I considered all the times I actually have had carnal relations with my own mother.

I've just visited Grimsby and them lazy fuckers fly tip in their own front gardens.

I'm not short and fat. I just have a low center of gravity.

Most people are cunts. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people yell "Oi CUNT" and watch them all turn around.

There was a sicki voter, who's life was sad and glum Who was only really happy, with a cock right up his bum Then one day he found he could vote all the jokes right down It was even better than sucking the rent boys off in his local town So if your joke doesn't do so well, don't let it get you down It's just a no life gay retard, a faggot fucking clown.

The knob thats sprayed Extinction rebellion on the M60 bridge near me . We do need to act on climate change but spraying Graffiti on public property using plastic based paint from an aerosol can really doesn't help. They will have to get a crane several men and use solvent based chemicals to clean it off ..how's your carbon footprint looking now dickhead?

ENGLAND: Avoid humiliation in the next ashes series in Australia by not getting vaccinated.

I’d lost self-confidence because of put-downs and criticism so I made an appointment with my psychiatrist. He told me not to worry about low self-esteem, saying it’s very common amongst total losers.

Sinead O'Connor famously ripped up a photo of the Pope on live TV in protest of sexual abuse against children by the Catholic church. She then went on to convert to Islam. Stupid bald cunt.

When Bono appears on television in Japan, they just pixelate all of him.