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rory

4 days ago-Sex and Shit-General-Post Rating : 5

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says: "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies: "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

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johnnysins

8 days ago-Sex and Shit-General-Post Rating : 2

What's the difference between diarrhoea and a turd? You can't gargle with a turd.

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pmmeyourtits

13 days ago-Sex and Shit-General-Post Rating : 8

I was in work today when a woman walked in with her tits hanging out! Me and my mates were shouting, "Wahay! Check out the knockers on that!" I don't think we're cut out for work in the mammography department.

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