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What do you call a female 'Ninja'? A Minja

A woman goes to see a psychiatrist... "Doctor, I really need your help!" She says... "I keep thinking I'm a Chinese man"... "How long has this been going on for?" Asks the shrink... "Well" says the woman... "It all started when I was Jung...."

My girlfriend just admitted that she used to be Christian, so I broke up with her. It might seem judgemental, but I’ve only known her since she was Christine.

Former UK Tennis pro Jo Durie says Emma Raducanu has "the full package." Funnily enough, I said the same thing when I first saw Serena Williams play.

If genitals don't define gender, how does removing them affirm it?

A Russian soldier runs up to a nun. “Please let me hide under your dress, I’ll explain later” The nun agrees. A moment later, two military policeman approach her and ask, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way” and off they went. The soldier crawls out from under the dress and says, “I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go and fight in the Ukraine” The nun replies, “I completely understand” The soldier then adds, “I hope you don’t mind me saying, but you have a great pair of legs” The nun replied, “If you’d have looked higher, you’d also have seen a great pair of balls too. I don’t want to go and fight in the Ukraine either”

Not trying to brag, but I've been the same gender since birth.

I feel so sorry for the next generation growing up in Scotland if the SNP make law their new hate crime Bill and gender recognition act - where you can legally change your gender at will, with no checks, doctors agreement or anything. ... ‘Doctor, we’ve been unable to conceive a baby’ ‘They’d because your both biologically male’ ‘No, I’m a man and my wife is a woman’ ‘No, your wife is biologically male’ ‘Biological? What’s that? She’s not a man’ ‘It’s a taboo science thing, it explains how men and women reproduce’ ‘But I’m a man and she’s a woman. You need a man and a woman to reproduce, we learned that at school’ ‘No, you’re both biologically men, you both have penises and testes’ ‘No, I’m a man with a penis and my wife is a woman with a penis. And everyone knows men can have babies now anyway’ ‘Yes, but those men who have babies are actually biologically women’ ‘OMG!!! I’m reporting you to the police for a hate crime and I demand a second opinion from a doctor who is not a transphobe!’

In this day and age of the snowflake masters, why isn't The Isle of Man called The Isle of Person?

Jesus Christ, that Serena Williams is fucking hideous. It’s not a joke, there’s no punchline, just an observation. If you’re fucking that, you’re a braver man than me.