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One of four bodies handed over by Hamas is not of captive in Gaza, Israel claims. How would you know they all look the same

What did one Muslim say to another Muslim? I don't know, I don't speak the language. But I reckon it was something to do with fucking goats, though.

Local kebab house has started handing out crap plastic toys to kids when the buy a kebab, fries and a soft drink. £4.99 for a Jameel Deal

'"We sing for peace!" says Gaza music teacher- "Now will this fucking piece of shiite guitar ever work?!" He told reporters-

Keir Starmer plans to build a huge 'super mosque ' in the beautiful, picturesque Lake District, which has got the locals up in arms. Personally, I'm absolutely fine with it. ...... as long as they build the fucking thing at the bottom of Lake Windermere.

It's that special time of year when you buy something for that person in your life you think about constantly, even if its just something for a few pounds from the local garage.. so I bought a gallon of petrol for the raghead that lives down the road hoping he would take the fucking hint.

Would you like to know my favourite Iraqi superhero is? Shazam Hussein

Our sister Aisha, has bought great shame on the family, and refused to marry our 45 year old cousin until she is 13. We have informed the mosque we want her gone. We are just waiting on a decision from the banish inquisition

During the riots, I felt duty bound to rescue as many worshipping Muslims from their mosques as I could using only my own bravery, determination and my trusty old Nissan Sunny I did it all in one trip I saved 87

My Quran recycling, toilet paper making machine has been knocked back to be on Dragon's Den again