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The Woman's Euro 2025 cup final is on 27th July and I'm sure everyone is asking the same question. Who fucking cares?

The UK honours list has now been adapted to a sliding scale. After this week’s news that the Lesbianesses are being thrown more gongs, Joe Root has been knighted, awarded a George Cross & given the keys to release Lucy Connolly.

I was in awe of the drummer from Def Leppard yesterday I had no idea he bats for England

Novak Jokevich. As John Mcenroe keeps saying.

"I took my date to Wimbledon to watch the British number 1 last week." "Draper?" "No, she was far too ugly."

Christian Horner: From P1 to P45

When your chips are down

At 7 P.M ITV stated that 32,000 plus people were reported attending the Lioness's England team triumph in the woman's European Cup final. The figure was double that at 6 P.M. but they had to leave early to make their husbands their dinner and pack lunch for work tomorrow.

On a positive note, Car SOS have already received a letter from Mrs. Jota to request a rebuild of the Lambo.

I'm hearing a lot about people throwing dildos on WNBA courts recently. I don't know what they're complaining about. LeBron has been throwing himself onto the court for years and the fans love him!