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I was on the phone to a young woman today, and on the other end, all I could hear was, ummm, aaah, errr, groaning and slurping and this carried on for four hours. And I'd only got to page three of Rosie Jones' PIP assessment.

The Samaritans have set up a new specialist Thalidomide support team If you're affected by this, please do reach out

What have Heather Mills and a cricket field got in common? A long leg

Ozzy was worth £165 million when he died. At least Sharon can afford a new vibrator.

Down Syndrome Dating. Helping you find that special someone.

Seeing ugly useless spastics now & again isn't always a bad thing. It just makes you think that your life isn't really that bad.

I really pissed off a couple of random blokes today by calling them hipsters.. Apparently the correct term is 'conjoined twins'.

I need to improve my golf handicap So I've made Rosie Jones my caddy, replacing Harvey Price

It's the Disability Premier League Cricket final in Cardiff today. I've had to withdraw because I've got an off stump.

These fucking kids on electric bikes are a menace! Always doing wheelies and getting in the way of traffic, making old people on the pavement jump out of their way. I even saw a kid riding an electric wheelchair around inside Tesco and security did fuck all about it.