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I hate Nigel Farage so much, I've moved to Clacton to avoid him. The news quiz.

Charlie Kirk supporters petition Starbucks to memorialize him with his go-to drink order. A shot that you neck?

Nigel Farage as PM ? Cons: Privatisation of the NHS, acceleration of climate change, devaluation of the pound, Russian interference in government, tax breaks for the super rich, dismantling of public services, removal from ECHR, gradual reduction of employment rights & possible societal collapse Pros: Sickipedia will be fucking brilliant !

whats the difference between captain kirk and what blackbirds eat. um, nothing. sorry, charlie kirk

I was going to go to the Halloween party dressed as a democrat but straight jacket costumes are widely considered offensive and inappropriate due to their association with the historical misuse of restraints and the stigma surrounding mental health issues

vOaT ReFoM thEiLL SeNd AlL ThE GipSyS hOmE!!!

I was going to dress up as a 'Trump Supporter' for Halloween, but my head wouldn't fit up my ass.

The only thing straight about tRUMP is the jacket he should be forced into!

I don't see any jokes about Trump's death. I guess that piece of shit is still alive.

MPs express shock after alleged racially motivated rape of Sikh woman. A spokesman for Sir Keir Starmer said, 'When we started parroting Nigel Farage's rhetoric, we naturally assumed the brain donors would target the Muslims.'