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Lucy Worsley had a little lamb And she called it Crufts Lucy wore a skimpy cheerleaders skirt And flash her trimmed pubic tufts Phoooor

Who ate the kebab? Admin stinks with kebab farts and that cunt vapeman is the culprit.

Secret Russian plan to fix UK election in total confusion after key player named Boris.

Time is relative. Like, the time it takes to type a joke is relatively minor compared with the time it takes to fruitlessly search for a suitable category.

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put beer in a tit? Old joke ,

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The new version of Apple iOS 12.0 has a new measuring app. If you point it at an android user, it will tell you how big a cunt they are.

Disney announces Toy Story 7....Andy is in his 60's. His Buzz and Woody are from medical marijuana and Viagra..

Russia is a weird place, like it's on a fucking time delay. They were listening to 80's metal in the late 90's. Their fashions are often decades out of date. Half the guys seem to be sporting Arnie's haircut in Red Heat. And only now are they copying Grenfell Rise.

Despite the weather warnings, Liverpool new year's fireworks display went off without a hitch