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A 9 year old boy has died and I cannot believe everyone is joking about the death of a child here. Truly shocking. Everyone on here under the age of 18 should be grounded, the rest of you should be charged.

Suck my big fat cock hannah How are you liking the attention now you fuckwit. MINUS 22 in an hour! Go stick a fucking cactus up your arse. Come on here in your other guises and we'll destroy you you fucking retard cock sucker. Jesus fucking Christ you fuck me off you fucking wanker. You fucking spastic cunt wanker bollock-brained shit-swilling pussy. You fucking cunt I have a good mind in sending you to fucking Vegas you fucking bastard.

Pythagoras walks into a bar and starts explaining his new theory to the bartender. "A triangle has three faces. a short face, x, a long face, y, and a thing called an adjacent, z. Now, what I have discovered is that if you add the square of x to the square of z, it's equal to the square of..." The bartender raises his hand to stop Pythagoras, and says "Y, the long face?" [Sickipedia website makers you need to improve your subcategories, thanks]

A mate asked me if I wanted to place a bet on a butterfly race. That's worth a flutter, I thought to myself.

"YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT." Today I bought a ready to eat chicken and sure enough , I was ready to eat chicken .

This site used to be funni. Know its just full off cowerdly racists that dun't know how to spell or rright a funny sentance. looking forward to ignoring all your perthetic coments. RAndY y fRoNTS to add a sub category JUST for me category "I love children I'm a peado and a twat. P.S I if anybody wants me to suck them off mine is the pink tent in trafalgar square I'm the fag with the ginger hair and yellow dungarees .

We were so poor growing up For Christmas I'd have a pack of batteries with a label on it that said 'Toys not Included'

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to choose his favourite religious festival. After a moment of quiet thought he announced: “Have to love Easter, baby!”

I caught my son trying to stick metal in a plug socket. So I grounded him.

(Not mine!) A bloke walks into a restaurant fancying some calimari. The waiter points to a fish tank and says: "we only have one squid left. The rare wild mustached green squid." "That'll be fine" says the bloke. "Get it chopped up quick". "Excellent choice sir. I shall summon, Gervais, our French chef." The chef comes out, knife in hand and grabs the squid from the tank, he holds the knife up, but the squid looks at him with puppy dog eyes and whimpers. "Pardone, Monsieur" says the chef. "I just don't have the heart to do it". "Begone!" Shouts the waiter. "I shall summon Hans, our Bavarian pot washer. He is made of sterner stuff." Hans appears and takes the knife in his hand, but again the squid whimpers and a tear rolls down its face and drips from its mustache. "Gott in Himmel" says the pot washer. "Bitte, mein herr, I cannot bring myself to do it". "I'm so sorry sir" says the waiter. "I can't believe we employ such great jessies here". "Never mind" says the bloke. "I guess Hans that does dishes can be soft as Gervais with a mild green hairy lip squid".