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Ellie Goldstein, the first Strictly Come Dancing star with Down syndrome, submits her playlist... You Need To Calm Down Don't Bring Me Down I Won't Back Down Down On The Corner Slow Down Down Under Down Down Down

Sir Elton John set to lead performances at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez's $20M Venice wedding in Venice. Just how many times can he change the fucking 'Candle in The Wind' lyrics.

I'd only buy Meghan Markle's jam if it were discovered it was a lubricant.

Jimmy Kimmel's TV show has been suspended indefinitely, after failing to show sufficient respect for Charlie Kirk, the Patron Saint of Wilful Ignorance, to appease all those First Amendment enthusiasts out there. Well, before he got smoked, ol' Kirky there was a firm supporter of both the First and Second Amendments. I'd just like to say that the occasional dead right-wing gobshite is a price well worth paying, if it means Americans can keep their guns. You know, to defend themselves against a tyrannical Government, were one of those ever to emerge...

Trump told Putin he'd bomb the fuck out of Moscow if he attacked Ukraine and warned President Xi he'd launch strikes on Beijing if he invaded Taiwan. Now that's how you win the Nobel Peace Prize.

A car ploughs into a crowd celebrating PSG's Champions League win in the French city of Grenoble, leaving four people injured. Four?? Fucking lightweight.

Uk in the shit. Economy devastated. No manufacturing. Inflation at an all time high. Nearly all under 16 girls pregnant. Aids at an all time high. No army & our deputy prime minister is Ginger & can't string a coherent sentence together. Please Africa do a concert for us!

Asteroid may hit Africa or Asia in 2032. Are we bothered?

JAYDEN SMITH: Pretend you're a Palestinian by wearing a house on your head.

Bryan Adams is forced to cancel his Perth, Australia, show because of blocked sewers at the venue. This typically happens after a Bryan Adams concert.