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This isn't a joke, but then again few top rated posts are jokes on this sorry excuse for a joke website. The administrators have done a huge disservice by taking on the title of the original, and much superior former website of the same name and re-branding it as a forum for trolls, opinionated idiots and a scrapyard for recycled material. It's little wonder that former Sickipedia contributers such as Reject Dog, Worrying Anal Seepage, Jonny Midnight, Stash & Little Red Rooster have disassociated themselves from this excuse of a website. How I long for the days when I would reach for my phone and piss myself laughing at the truly original & hilarious contributions from the aforementioned names. These days I can barely type in the name 'Sickipedia' without letting out a sigh of resignation. You guys have a lot to learn and a long way to go.

To the mods, 'UVF 'supergrass' Gary Haggarty jailed for six years' Finally googled it. The guy this Supergrass tit keeps saying is in England, even though he is serving time in Northern Ireland for the next six & a half years. Here, check it out... https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-northern-ireland-42857474 Proof this delusional cunt needs kicked off this site and into therapy. He is a troll. And not a very good one. Mods, I'm calling you out. This site is being destroyed by these fucks but you aren't lifting a finger to help. I am damn near computer illiterate but even I know you can just block the little trolling cunts and repeat offenders of spam, 'I do your wife up the shitter' bullshit. You once did it to get rid of that waster Hannah, do it now as it's fucking chaos on here, we spend more time arguing with these little shitbags than posting jokes. Disable the comments section, start a forum for these little turds to argue in, away from the jokes. For fuck sake guys, yesterday one of the jokes went from plus 3 to minus 10 in 12 minutes. 12 minutes. Something has to be done. You know who the worst offenders are, block them and hopefully the tiny cocked cunts will hang themselves. I now expect to get buried like Madeline McCann. Go to it guys.

INFORMATION: The twat who has been fucking the site up has had the jonnovox/roycraperscoat accounts permanabanned. It won't stop the cheating down voting though, but as seen with the Boris post there are enough decent people on here to stop him. Admin need to step up and and only allow say 2 downvotes an hour and ban any user who constantly targets specific posters, or blanket downvotes the page. It's not fucking rocket science is it? He's still on here with 100s of accounts but it's a fucking start, don't let the cunt win and post your shit, good bad or indifferent. So fuck you Percival, how do you like them apples!

Top jokes scoring in the teens, down voters and no forum. I remember 2000+ point jokes, great banter and interacting with other users. I haven't posted a joke in a month and when I do it immediately gets down voted. Hats off to the stalwarts still posting (KJT, Wasp (occasional blinder), the Welsh guy and the others. I just can't be arsed until the site offers more and improves. Rant over. Have a great evening.

Dear sickipedians A lot don't seem to understand why we as moderators have been asked to remove and discourage duplicate posts . Nobody including myself wants to be a killjoy and delete a very funny joke from a joke website . Let me make an analogy, if you were a new up and coming footballer and your manager had the ability to choose from any player that ever played , you would be competing against maradona, beckenbauer, best charlton messi, ronaldo, pele, you would never get a game. We want to encourage new writers new jokes new/old jokes clever observations and some funny rants and statements, not move jokes from our archive that are now copied around the web to todays newest jokes page . Thats what it says " todays newest jokes" not yesterdays best jokes if you want those you can find them, read them, share them whatever, but do not post them back on the new jokes page . I will leave the comments page open . You may be frank but not abusive .

What's next fucking braille.?. This is not Sickipedia it's Fucking insipidpedia ..

For the benefit of the ignorant ( well just for me really but others might have a passing interest as well), what is the story with John Persival and all the vitriol surrounding other users and accusations that fly around? As I end up reading them it would be nice to know the context if anyone would care to elaborate as it is confusing to the uninitiated. Thanks in advance.

INFORMATION: Those of you who are of the opinion that Chum is downvoting everything off the pages and his own up, you need to get a grip. It's all the work of the now banned Jonno/crapcunt who must've reported a thousand posts. He is now using his dozens of accounts to target the real writers on here, Sticky, Lenny, Kimjong, and anyone else who called the prick out. Chum being singled out for this special treatment to make everyone hate him, just fucking ignore it, John's just a sad lonely sack of pathetic shit with no life trying to be where he always wants to be, in your face. Sooner or later someone will put him in intensive care. How do you like this post John? Don't bother reporting it, it will get ignored.

What's the definition of progress? Well from a Sickipedia point of view, on Saturday night at 21.50...….38 posts, 4 duplicates,3 pages, top post scores 16, only 3 posts score double figures, by the bottom of page 1 you are on 2 votes, a small handful of die-hards doing their best, not a lot to laugh at if I'm being honest and I accept that I am not adding much value other than pointing this out. I am the first to admit that I cant live with the sharp witted fuckers but where have they all gone? This will be removed almost within seconds of me posting it so you have more chance of meeting Salman Rushdie at Finsbury Park mosque than reading this. We're doomed.