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When James Bond is abroad he is known as +44 07. Not a lot of people know that.

My missus has just come down the stairs in her Star Wars bikini to celebrate May 4th. Still prefer the film version of Jabba The Hutt.

Right wing pundits: 'The new Snow White is woke!' I should think so too. Wouldn't have been much of an ending if she wasn't.

Chris Martin's had a busy year, falling through trapdoors, exposing millionaires' affairs. It's like watching Scooby Doo.

British Government confirms new immigration policy was conceived after they watched A Clockwork Orange. A bit of the old in-out, in-out.

British Museum forced to close due to IT attack. Fuck me, one minute you're wandering around looking at other countries' artefacts, the next you're running away from Pennywise.

I don't know why dwarfs are complaining about losing acting jobs to CGI in the new Snow White film. They were only small roles.

I've never watched that "Miracle on 34th Street", what's it about? Presumably they had their bins collected on time?

Goodbye Mister Bond. Did you just assume my pronouns ?

easyJet Holidays have announced that they are going into the premium travel market from today. There'll be more extras than when they filmed Ghandi.