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When James Bond is abroad he is known as +44 07. Not a lot of people know that.
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My missus has just come down the stairs in her Star Wars bikini to celebrate May 4th. Still prefer the film version of Jabba The Hutt.
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Right wing pundits: 'The new Snow White is woke!' I should think so too. Wouldn't have been much of an ending if she wasn't.
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Chris Martin's had a busy year, falling through trapdoors, exposing millionaires' affairs. It's like watching Scooby Doo.
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British Government confirms new immigration policy was conceived after they watched A Clockwork Orange. A bit of the old in-out, in-out.
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British Museum forced to close due to IT attack. Fuck me, one minute you're wandering around looking at other countries' artefacts, the next you're running away from Pennywise.
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I don't know why dwarfs are complaining about losing acting jobs to CGI in the new Snow White film. They were only small roles.
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I've never watched that "Miracle on 34th Street", what's it about? Presumably they had their bins collected on time?
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Goodbye Mister Bond. Did you just assume my pronouns ?
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“I paid to keep this hellsite alive.”
easyJet Holidays have announced that they are going into the premium travel market from today. There'll be more extras than when they filmed Ghandi.
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