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An American boy is sitting in a school library assiduously studying Hebrew when he starts getting mocked by his peers. When they ask why he needs to do this, he responds, "When I go to Heaven, I can speak with Moses and Abraham in their own language." "What if you's goes to Hell ?" "I already talk American."
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I've opened a restaurant for the sole use of Native Americans. You can't get a table unless you have a reservation.
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Apparently the American version of Cluedo was abandoned , when it was determined the weapon was always a gun.
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It is easy to spot an American tourist. Just stop measuring in BMI but use the Richter Scale. in stead.
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I'm watching the Ryder Cup and it seems there is a link between obesity and Tourettes.
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'Islam is the sword the left is using to slit the throat of America.' - Charlie Kirk, September 9th. 'The Second Amendment is how I obtained the gun I used to shoot the throat of Charlie Kirk.' - Tyler Robinson, September 12th.
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I don't like being an American cop. Every day you have to interact with murderers, rapists and people who'll do anything for money. And then you have to go on the streets and arrest bad guys.
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