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Collective nouns - a few examples. Dogs: A pack of dogs. Crows: A murder of crows. Sheep: A flock of sheep. Reform supporters: A shower of cunts.
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With Labour and the Tories in disarray, the next General Election could see Nigel Farage as Prime Minister. A one-nutted far right populist, what could possibly go wrong?
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Yeah I admit it, I've got "Trump Derangement Syndrome"..,............ I often wanked thinking about his mum's corpse
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Roald Dahl fans are already working on a biopic of Donald Trump's political career It's called "Nonce and the Giant Impeach"
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Sorry kids, there's no money this year........we've got to give it all to an orange paedophile because we pointlessly edited a speech he was making halfway through inciting a riot
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This stunning blonde Germanic lady started at the office a few days ago. Not sure why she got so put off when I complimented her as, "the biggest Austrian sensation since Hitler."
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I was going to go to the Halloween party dressed as a democrat but straight jacket costumes are widely considered offensive and inappropriate due to their association with the historical misuse of restraints and the stigma surrounding mental health issues
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I was going to dress up as a 'Trump Supporter' for Halloween, but my head wouldn't fit up my ass.
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The only thing straight about tRUMP is the jacket he should be forced into!
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whats the difference between captain kirk and what blackbirds eat. um, nothing. sorry, charlie kirk
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