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Exactly. vapeman, raytheon you can't stop the trolls. what you can stop, however, is your fucking attitudes with users...you're not better than anyone just 'cause you have those blue peter badges next to your names. ANd stop farting in the server room you pair of cunts.

Modern university exam question: If we divide 125 genders by 3 bathrooms how much climate change do we have?

POLLSTERS: Don't bothering asking 16 and 17 years old which way they are going to vote. Half of them can't decide what gender they are yet.

A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich. He orders two pints and trows ten thousand Franks on the bar and says “Keep the rest!” The owner is a bit suspicious but concludes the bill is the real deal. fife minutes later, the same deal, again ordering two pints for ten thousand Franks “Keep the rest!”. This continues for a while, the barkeeper can't help but question how the man can always pay with a 10k bill and “why the ostrich?” he asks, “Well” the man says “I was riding through the forest and in the middle of the road there was a massive mushroom, so I stopped to look, apparently three gnomes were moving, they were so thankful that I stopped I got three wishes”. The barkeeper asks “What did you ask”. The men replies “Firstly every night an other woman in my bed”. “Secondly a 10k bill in my pocket every time I reach inside”. Impatiently the ward asks “And the third one?” “Yeah.... they got that one a bit wrong”......”I asked for an ostrich.

Another Buddhist monk set himself alight in Nepal over the weekend. I was appalled. I mean, what kind of sick bastard uses diesel instead of petrol?

I'd be vegan if these flies stopped landing in my beer.

BBC NEWS: Jonathan Bartley - Green Party co-leader to stand down. Please feel free to take a moment to compose yourself after hearing about this tragic loss to British politics

Good job my mum reminded me about the clap at 8 o'clock. The fucking STD clinic is only open till half past.

Forget all the evidence for pollution causing global warming, it's the Royal navy eliminating pirates that's the cause. 200 years ago, loads of pirates no warming, now no pirates and global warming. You can't dispute science Greta. Arrgh Jim boy.

Scientists are preparing to drill in the antarctic for million-year-old ice. Can't they just wait a bit for all the ice on top if it to melt?