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Seventy eight percent of British MPs are millionaires. Which makes twenty two percent who can't fill their expense claims in properly.

Does President Xi sign his emails with his pronouns? It must be as confusing as fuck to read. Same thing for the CEO of Hershey ...

Hello Police? This is Sir Kier again Just to say we no longer need you, altogether. And we’ve let everyone out of our racist prisons. They’ve all promised to be nice.

They were voters on 11.4.25 They will be infidels on 1.1.26 .........

What politicians say, and what they really mean: * * * Unemployment will be a thing of the past. For me, if I am elected. There will be no new taxes. Just more of the old ones. Education will be my top priority. Since I've got a lot to learn. I'll stop the spread of drugs. By cutting the budget for chemists. Deficit spending must end. So donate to my campaign now. I honour the public servants who risk their lives every day. So I don’t have to. I demand a thorough independent review. While we scramble to cover up all incriminating evidence. It won't be easy, but it's the right thing to do. Since only my base supports it. We need a change at 10 Downing. Because I've always wanted to see my portrait hanging there. For me, this issue is personal. Because I remember when I used to be just like you. All options are on the table. Even though we've already made our decision.

Trump Vs Elon is getting nasty and I need you all to remember that there are others invovled... Joe Rogans probably rocking back and forth in a corner.

I went to a bar today and ordered a White Russian. They gave me a picture of Donald Trump.

(Sometime in the future) Who will be the next Pope? Find out next on, "The Vatican's Apprentice." Sponsored by Trump Vodka and Trump cripto coins. The Cardinals have been bribed. Get ready for Pope Grope the 1st. (DJT)

After becoming disillusioned with them, I've handed back my membership card to the Communist Party. In Starmer's Britain, I am therefore officially Far Right.

Starmer bans Guy Fawkes night as it makes him very anxious and upset.