What politicians say, and what they really mean: * * * Unemployment will be a thing of the past. For me, if I am elected. There will be no new taxes. Just more of the old ones. Education will be my top priority. Since I've got a lot to learn. I'll stop the spread of drugs. By cutting the budget for chemists. Deficit spending must end. So donate to my campaign now. I honour the public servants who risk their lives every day. So I don’t have to. I demand a thorough independent review. While we scramble to cover up all incriminating evidence. It won't be easy, but it's the right thing to do. Since only my base supports it. We need a change at 10 Downing. Because I've always wanted to see my portrait hanging there. For me, this issue is personal. Because I remember when I used to be just like you. All options are on the table. Even though we've already made our decision.
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