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Prince Andrew has written a song about his recent adventures in an Indian kindergarten It's called, " Quimful of Asha from the under-5s "

Prince Andrew gives up Royal titles after showdown with the King That's nice, but when is he going to stop fucking kids?

A fella walks into a pub and orders a pint with a whisky chaser. He downs them both and orders another round. "What's the occasion?" asks the barman. "I'm celebrating," he replies. "My girlfriend doesn't have to wear nappies any more." "What the fuck!" the barman says, horrified. "Calm down mate it's not what you think. She got Crohn's disease which made her incontinent, but now they think they've got it under control." "In that case, have that round on the house," says the barman, breathing a sigh of relief. "Cheers mate. It's a new drug they're trialling. Had to fight to get her on it mind." "Why's that," he asks. "Doctors don't usually recommend it for the under ten's."

Butler: "Time for elevenses Sir" Prince Andrew: "Please, don't confuse me"

The Royal Family have a long tradition of producing quality & distinguished sportsmen & women For example, King Charles won several polo tournaments. Zara & Princess Anne both represented Team GB at the Olympics And Prince Andrew's latest love interest has just won her egg & spoon race

Former world snooker champion Graeme Dott is to stand trial charged with child sex abuse. Sounds like he was attempting a screw on the tight pink.

Prince Andrew was asked if he enjoyed The Chase "I do now", he said, "It was far too fucking easy when Epstein was around"

With all this sunshine I'll bet the Pakis are feeling at home. The weather probably reminds them of Pakistan too.

What does Prince Andrew's lover say after sex? " I want my mummy "

Interesting that one of Michael Jackson's albums was called "Bad" in 1987 Quite possibly the one thing that year he never felt