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A fella walks into a pub and orders a pint with a whisky chaser. He downs them both and orders another round. "What's the occasion?" asks the barman. "I'm celebrating," he replies. "My girlfriend doesn't have to wear nappies any more." "What the fuck!" the barman says, horrified. "Calm down mate it's not what you think. She got Crohn's disease which made her incontinent, but now they think they've got it under control." "In that case, have that round on the house," says the barman, breathing a sigh of relief. "Cheers mate. It's a new drug they're trialling. Had to fight to get her on it mind." "Why's that," he asks. "Doctors don't usually recommend it for the under ten's."
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