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Erwin Schrödinger was an alleged Paedophile. I bet he made up that cat box bullshit to stop someone looking in there and finding a kid.

A young girl in her underwear is irresistible to me. I'm addicted to knicker teen.

🎶🎵Oh Prince Andrew Duke of york he liked girls under ten ......

The price of grooming products is getting ridiculous, 70p for a small tube of Smarties!

They've just found Jeffery Epsteins diary. His last entry was about twelve years old.

Imagine being such an incredibly incompetent prick, that you're born into a position where you literally have to do jack shit for your entire life.... and you fuck that up.

Have you noticed how the Catholic church moves Easter every year to the same time as the kids are on holiday?

They say that the vehicle you drive says a lot about your sexual preferences. Which is why I'm buying an Ice Cream van.

You can tell summer is on it’s way.... The skirts are getting shorter, bare legs, a couple of extra buttons undone on a blouse. The only trouble I have is containing my hard-on. It’s not easy being a lollipop man.

What's the difference between two thousand sexually abused children in Rotherham and a few broken windows at the Holiday Inn? If you're the Prime Minister, fuck all.