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Just heard the best insult ever. "Any more shit out of you and I'll shove you back up your mothers cunt and have you aborted."

Picking a side in this Trump / Musk spat It's like choosing between having AIDS or going to a Lenny Henry stand-up gig

Dark web dealer who stole unreleased Coldplay music gets suspended sentence. The judge said he'd suffered enough.

Looks like the 'curse of Superman' has struck again. Margot Kidder struggled with mental health problems in her final years. Richard Pryor suffered from Multiple Sclerosis for decades. Christopher Reeve fell off his horse and spent his final years paralysed. Gene Hackman was found dead at home with his wife and their dog. And Henry Cavill's alive and well, but he really fucking sucks.

Donald Trump really hates PC. Probably because he's a ra_ist.

What is the difference between Angela Rayner and Meghan Markle? A few people actually like Angela Rayner.

I saw something in it starring Lenny Henry that made me laugh Then I woke up

Meghan Markle reveals facial feature that prevented lucrative deals with beauty brands. Her face.

Yoko Ono's family reveal how she's spending her final days, saying she's 'in a happy place'. That's odd. I always thought she'd go out flailing and screaming, I mean she made a whole career out of it.

I once went to a Peter Kay gig "Garlic bread" "Cheese cake" "Just like yer dad" "It's spitting" "What's all that about?" "Me Nan, something about lesbians" I'm still on the NHS waiting list to have my sides sewn back together