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There was a sicki voter, who's life was sad and glum Who was only really happy, with a cock right up his bum Then one day he found he could vote all the jokes right down It was even better than sucking the rent boys off in his local town So if your joke doesn't do so well, don't let it get you down It's just a no life gay retard, a faggot fucking clown.

Wife: 'I have blisters on my hands from the broom'. Husband: 'Well next time take the car stupid cunt!'

I went to the hardware store and saw a new shade of red paint called 'Hannah red'. It's not very bright but it's cheap and it spreads easily.

I recently got asked why I seldom post on here anymore, well with the bottom feeder who keeps voting everything down it's a waste of my time. So mr down voter who thinks I'm Wasp, maybe try having sex with someone other than your mother, to be fair she a bit shit and only her arse is worth going up as most of sicki will testify. Your sister's a proper dirty slut though, you need to try and fuck her instead of your mum. Don't forget to log on to your dozen or so accounts to vote this down. KJT over and out, so long boys and girls.

“Wake up...wake up babe , can you hear that?” I shouted as I shook her out of sleep “Fuck off shitnose” she said “I can’t hear fuck all.. it’s totally silent” “It is now your awake you fat sweaty snoring twat” I said

The alphabet of cunts on the road Arsehole in an audi Bastard in a beamer Cunt with a caravan Dick in a Disco Ego in an Evoke Fuckwit in a frontera Git in a Golf Huge Homo in a Hilux Isis members in an Isuzu . Jerk in a juke Knob in a ka Lettuce licker in a leaf Mong in a merc Nut butter sniffer in a Nissan navara Over here illegally in an opel Prick in a prius/porsche Queer in a qashqai Ringpeice in a rolls Shithead in a smart car Taliban in a toyota Usually broken down uno Vermin in a volvo Wanker in a white van X- human in an x trail You old blind cunt! in a yaris Zillions of kids in a zafira

You absolute fucking retard. Over 200 minus votes just to make it look like Chum is cheating? I'd love to meet you and put you in hospital you worthless piece of human excrement. Message me, go on, I fucking dare you. Vote this up boys, keep it in his fucking face.

A mate of mine who is called Mark Likes to take cock up his arse in the dark Of course it's Mark Rees Who sucks cock on his knees And caught AIDS for a bit of a lark.

Hello I'm the real John P I got busted as Hannah you see So I abused some names because I like my little games and I'm an attention seeking prick, that's me.

What's the difference between SOSIJjockey and Barclays? SOSIJjockey has more accounts. What's the difference between SOSIJjockey and Katie Price's tits? Katie Price's tits aren't as fake as him. What's the difference between SOSIJjockey and a Paki? A Paki has more white friends and doesn't stink as bad. What's the difference between SOSIJjockey and a retard? A retard is cleverer than SOSIJjockey . What's the difference between SOSIJjockey and Tom Daly? Tom Daly has standards about who he sucks off. What's the difference between SOSIJjockey and Hitler? Hitler had one ball and a girlfriend. Vote this up so SOSIJjockey can go on a rant about how everyone except him is a cheat. Oh, and call him fake KJT or Bobby. Piece of fucking shit wankstain. Yep, right on cue....haha, fat bastard? Best you can do? I'm a 4th dan black belt in judo. Never mind bobby, I'll make sure your rant is seen. Don't like being trolled do you? Just hope I don't come looking for you someday. SOSIJjockey 0 Points 5 m more_horiz Reply Vote this up so KIMJONGTRUMP can get more points so it doesn’t look as bad when the cheating fat cunt uses his multiple ip accounts to do it himself FAT BASTARD. Obey him all his little sheep do as the fat cunt says or he will manipulate your posts or make a really witty comment and all the other sheep will laugh at you. FAT KIMJONGTRUMP YOU ARE A FAKE AND A CHEAT DO YOU DENY MANIPULATING VOTES ? FUCKING LIAR