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King Charles charges the cash-strapped NHS £11.4 million to store its ambulances on his land. All that because he had to go private.

Fuck, just heard there Jesy Nelson has left Littlemix.

Alzheimer's drug, hailed as a breakthrough, could triple the risk of dying. Win-win.

In China, you get the death penalty if you don't own up to having the CoronaVirus. It's a lose lose situation.

Well never mind it will all be fine. I'm sure Boris and the tories will keep all their promises. Possibly my best ever sicki joke.

Thank God Russell Brand's brave accusers acted swiftly in order to prevent it from happening to other women...

Following on from actor Eddie Redmayne's apology for playing a transgender character in 2015 film The Danish Girl, a role which many weak minded woke cunts believe should have gone to a genuine transgender actor, I would also like to apologise for my portrayal of the Innkeeper in my primary school nativity play circa 1969. Clearly I was neither a native of Jerusalem nor did I hold any kind of license to serve alcohol.

Today's BBC statement … "Current policy means we have no alternative but to sack Danny Baker for racial abuse. If only he'd just sexually interfered with the baby then we could have turned a blind eye for years."

Musician, 20, who played at Harry and Meghan's wedding, becomes the UK's highest-charting cellist of all time. That's a high bar.

Hey! What’s all this I hear about there being a disaster at Hillsborough 30 years ago? They kept that fucking quiet.