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I took a girl out the other night. She ordered the most expensive stuff on the menu. I thought, you money-grabbing bitch. I said, “Does your mother feed you like that at home?” She said, “No, but my mum’s not expecting a blowjob later.” I said, “Good point. Enjoy your meal.”
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Leper says to his missus "Fancy giving me a blow job"? "Ok"! 30 seconds later "Can you put it in my mouth....not the hole where my nose used to be"!
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What does a narcissist says after receiving a blowjob? I was great, wasn't I?
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I woke my girlfriend in the middle of the night and told her I was stressed and that only a blowjob would help... She said, “Where are you going to find a cock to suck at three o’clock in the morning?
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