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"Beam me out of here Scotty before some cunt shoots me in the neck....fuck...too late. "

Terrorists. The only people who won't eat Hawaiian pizza because of the ham.

Just how evil must Tony Blair be if Hamas don't want him in charge of anyrhing

I've just been charged with terror offences and face up to 14 years in the nick That's the last time I hold a sign for a sweet old lady while she goes for a piss

All this nuclear talk had me off to the garden centre for fertilizer. You really must see my 50% enriched geraniums !

I got stopped by the police and one said "were going to search you, is there anything in your pockets that might hurt me?" I said "yeah, a transcript of Trumps speech declaring there are only two genders"

Jew won't believe what's just happened in Manchester today.

Manchester police named Adrian Daulby, 53, and Melvin Cravitz, 66, as victims of a synagogue attack. The attacker, Jihad Al-Shamie, 35, a British-Syrian, was shot dead. Three others are in custody. With that sorted, the police are now tackling the real crime: valiantly scouring social media to arrest rogue X posters with dodgy opinions.

Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk, He got smoked, can't help but smirk...

Keir Starmer calls Israel’s recent actions in Gaza ‘appalling and intolerable’. He added, 'We're still going to keep selling them cluster bombs and white phosphorous, though. It's all money in the bank.'