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Police have admitted shooting 2 Jews who were holding the Synagogue doors shut in the Manchester incident, killing 1 of them. They said their officers didn't have the 10p admission fee on them at the time.

The Jewish people are recording their Anthem today. " Losing my religion" Keir Starmer reckons it might inflame tensions and should maybe change it to, "God Bless the Muslim Cause"

Trump: "Foreign forces are trying to control us". Citizens: "Who"? Trump: "That's a very anti-Semitic question".

How do jewish people go to heaven? Well-done

Iran could calm Jewish concern about them having a Nuclear bomb very easily. By asking Israel if they can lease one of theirs.

With Israeli folks hiding in subways will we get Anne Frank 2 anytime soon?

I certainly disagreed with the stereotype that Jews are cheap. The billions and billions they've spent here over the decades on miscegenation adverts certainly beg to differ.

Was playing a game of Genocide bingo earlier. Nearly got a full 10 points for an entire family wiped out, but one of the young lads survived and I only got a nine pointer. I wonder what the Israeli psychopaths have in store for the Gaza population tomorrow?

Holocaust remembrance day always reminds me of a Jewish gf I once had We got on really well on our first date and she asked me if I would like her number I said times are different now u can give me ur name

Mattel have launched their Diwali Barbie ahead of the yearly festival. I can’t wait for their Holocaust Day Barbie, with striped pyjamas and number tattoo.