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Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

In Britain we make sure everyone knows who the worst paedophiles are. We have them wear Ermine.

My girlfriend has the best story behind why she's not religious anymore: When she was 12 years old, her parents nailed a 12kg crucifix to the wall right above her bed. And about two weeks later in the middle of the night, the crucifix falls off the wall, and leaves a 2-inch gash in the back of her dad's head.

Young girl next door just got a kitten. Her father looked daggers at me when I asked her over the garden fence how her pussy was?

I bet the Royals wish Andrew would go to Australia and attend Giuffre's funeral too if he wants , since it's in the same country.

Pope Francis has died. At least the choir boys can rest easy for a bit.

So Prince Andrew has fallen on his sword. Serves him right. Shouldn't have been spying on the primary school before he tripped over his hard on.

Prince Andrew to give up his royal titles. So he can spend more time hanging around school playgrounds.

Ian Watkins girlfriends are still crying since his death. But once they were fed and had their nappies changed they were fine.

Singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack. Sources have said it was karaoke night and the other prisoners didn't appreciate his version of the Motown classic 'Baby Love'.