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(Musicians joke) A guitarist is in a horrific car accident so bad the surgeons have to remove half the mans brain .... The rest of the band turn up to see him when he regains consciousness...he looks up at the guys and says " hey lads where's my drums "

My nan would only cook a full english breakfast at the care home, if there were two or more mongs at the table . As she didn't like to put all her eggs in one basket .

Supergrass has autism. He's deluded himself into thinking he's a big, hard gangster that's stabbed 2 people when really he's just a 14 year old, Autistic jock - isn't that cute.

Just before I go out Im busting for a fart people, please get round to my house with the blow torches but hold on while I hide my vpns

Just before I go out, seriously, what kind of a fucking idiot spends all Sunday on this site trolling a user? It really does tell you about the mentality of the prick. You need some serious treatment mate, your life must be truly terrible.

I TELL SHIT JOKES THAT SCORE HIGH BECAUSE I'M A VPN ABUSER. I AM ALSO NUMBER 2 ON THE NEW SITE, I THOUGHT I WAS THE BEST BUT I'M NOT BECAUSE MY JOKES ARE SHIT! BUT I AM A 10TH DAN IN KWASAKI

Meesa don't like black people, meesa don't like Muslims, Meesa don't like Donald Trump, Meesa hate Tories and Labour party. Meesa copying what other people on here do he is, meesa love this site he does.

Please son dont get involved with these people, they raped the fuck outta you last and you were crying into your little sisters knickers. YES IM BACK SHITNOSE BUT SO IS THE REAL YOU

My son walked in on me and the wife having sex over a year ago and he still hasnt looked me in the eye. Hes autistic.

Another autistic poem - I am Bigboy, Duhhh duhhh duhhhh, Duhhh derrrp!! Duhhgg, Your windows are now clean.