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An old rhyme. Mary had two rabbits, one was a Belgian buck, She put them on the table to see if they would.... Run around the table like monkeys up a stick One put his finger where he should have put his... P is for pudding R is for rice, F is for something it’s naughty but it’s nice Rats do it cats do it monkeys have a try, mums do it dads do it , Why shouldn’t I.... Upon a mountain top sitting on a rock, I saw a China man playing with his... Cock a Robin went a fishing, fishing for a whale, down came a bumblebee and stung him on the... Ask no questions get no lies, I saw a policeman fastening up his... Flies are a nuisance bugs are even worse, This is the end of my little Chinese verse. Pathetic I know.

The Chip shop i go to still wrap up meals in newspaper. Yesterday i got a Plaice in The Sun.

I'm thinking of becoming a singer, last night I was having a sing song in the shower and next thing you know the street was in an uproar of applause (bit crap first joke since joining the site)

Within this woke world in which we live, I always wondered what happened to the MR MEN. Here are my guesses: MR TICKLE - Wanted for historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s. MR GREEDY - Told to embrace body positivity before dying of a heart attack. MR SNEEZE - Doing time for breaking Covid rules. MR TOPSY-TURVY - Undiagnosed, believed to be somewhere on the spectrum. MR CLEVER - Accused of mansplaining. MR STRONG - Steroid abuse. MR. CLUMSY - Parkinson's Disease. MR HAPPY - Accused of toxic positivity. Feel free to add more.

Not a joke..... just been to see Roy Chubby Brown live. Grew up watching his shows on VHS, and what a sad day it is when even he feels bound by the PC brigade to conform. What a time we live in, a joke is a joke! PS. any witty Chubby lines in the comments would be nice

Proud to say I'm happily voting down those "hi markrees my bestest friend" jokes. Like many others(and there are few of us left on this site) I have tried and failed to get these injokes time and time again. So, come on mods, I believe I'm asking nicely. Please delete them for not actually being jokes. Apologies to Joey and everyone else for having to read this. As my profile says "fan of jokes, not rants." Peace

All these guitar jokes are making me fret. I'm highly strung you see. "taxi for Sticky" pickup now.

Yesterday, I got so depressed.. ..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records. . . Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer.

Academic qualifications can help you get noticed in the modern world, but you need to study for an extended period of time to gain them. Ordinarily yes, but nowadays you can just add them after your name, after all as long as you are not fraudulently applying for a job, who is going to check up. Take my word for it Yours Sincerely Darker, BSc, MSc (Cantab), LRIC, BOFARS, WC (& Chain).

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