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A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail." Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better." All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny. The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?" Johnny says: "My Dad is dead." "I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?" "He turned blue, and shit on the carpet."
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So in 2025, we lost: Dick Cheney Norman Tebbit Charlie Kirk Jean-Marie Le Pen Come on Donny - this is a great list to be on!!!
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I saw two stiffs come washing up , washing up , washing up , ..... on Boxing day in Budleigh
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Goner Rea
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The guy from Living In A Box who sang Living In A Box is now Living In A Box
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Ace Frehley...Back in the New York grave..
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Ace Frehley ... I was made for shoving you
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Jilly Cooper sat on a wall. (Side note: if this one has already been done with Liam Payne, forgive me.)
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My local undertaker has a new promotion on. He lets you lie on a coffin to see how suitable it will be. He calls it "try before you die."
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Sad to hear that Patricia Routledge has kicked the bouquet
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