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French marathon runner Morhad Amdouni deliberately KNOCKS OVER water bottles so his rivals can't drink. A mussi frog. I'm surprised he didn't piss in them.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you piss off the French.

New covid cases are more up and down than a Frenchman's trousers.

The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France. They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.

'We are not afraid- We are France'. The spontaneuos laughter can be heard around the world.

French foreign minister Jean-Yves Le Drian has described Britain as a 'spare tyre' in the 'submarinegate alliance'. Well Mr Le Drian, I'd just remind you that these spare tyres were rolling up your beaches in the face of heavy machine-gun fire on D-Day to save your bacon, (or, more specifically, your garlic snails). You lot might not have noticed as you were too busy cowering in your cellars tying white hankies to broomsticks or sucking off German officers in swanky hotels.

KFC are introducing a new item aimed at it's French customers. Monday sees the launch of the Spineless Chicken Banquet.

Must be awful been in Paris right now. Surrounded by all those fucking French people.

In a bid to fight the Coronavirus in France, the French government have ordered 70 million white flags.

On the news: An elderly French man explains why he isn't wearing a face-mask in public, "We French do not like taking orders!" Funny, they didn't seem to have a problem when it was General von Stülpnagel or Hauptsturmführer Klaus Barbie?