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Manchester Firearms Officer: Should've gone to Specsavers.

Shane Tamura has shot and killed 4 people, a police officer and then himself in a shooting in New York, New York. He did it his way.

I just don't understand jokes about school shootings. I quess they're aimed at a younger audience.

Never thought I would say this but its Pride month. Lesbians are suing chief constables for actually allowing officers to participate in Pride & fucking winning. No we can't investigate Burglaries. Thefts or criminal damage. We're too busy paying out rug fucking munchers by trying to do the right thing, because guess what? At any moment they may not be a fucking rug muncher when the old bill are called. Boat to Syria anybody?

Tonight at 8 on Channel 4, School Swap: UK to USA. I bet only one set of kids survive.

"Looks like our lad is determined to get his fifteen minutes of fame. " I said to my wife. "What makes you say that love?" She asked. "He's took my service revolver to school with him." I replied.

USA..from 2025... School recess will be known as ' reloading time '.

'Teenage girl shoots dead fellow students and teacher at abundant life high school in Wisconsin.' "Life isn't that abundant here anymore." A teacher told reporters-

Tottenham never win anything ,well that Tottenham lad shagged a 17 year old in Dubai won 10 years

Americans DO apply the metric system: they use 9mm at school.